"The excitement and rush of some sports, such as hand grenade croquet, has been dwarfed by my discovery of Mountain Dew and donuts."

-Margaret Campbell

"That was a gay horse!"

-Shad
Trombone
Class of 2010

"As I was eating my cheeseburger, i could not help but be overcome with a sense of being in an oven..."

-Will
Tuba
Class of 2009

"Ooh! I'm vibrating!"

-Megan
Trumpet
Class of 2009

"Does it get stuck in there?"

-Megan
Trumpet
Class of 2009

"I thought hermaphrodite was a tribe of Israel!"

-Hannah
Tuba, Bass, and Viola
Class of 2010

"If you want to be software engineer you must use the English is the language to read, write and talk when working."

-Anonymous Senior Seminar Student
of Mr. Brandon VanDyke

"He who holds the whiteboard cleaner, holds the power."

-Mr. Brandon VanDyke
Tualatin High School bands/orchestra director

"I love whiteboard cleaner. It makes things so much cleaner."

-Mr. Brandon VanDyke
Tualatin High School bands/orchestra director

"It's after the beginning, but before the end, it's like BAM! and it's really wierd"

-Megan
Trumpet
Class of 2009

"Aaawwww. Now my hands are all sticky."

-Nate
Trombone
Class of 2008

An Exchange Between Mr. Vandyke and a Freshman Band-Quitter

-"Do you not have a reed?"
-"No, i have a reed."
-"Then why aren't you playing?"
-"Because it's hard."

"And when they climax, climax with them."

- Andrew
Soprano/Alto Saxophone
Class of 2010

"I have an emergency hat in my car."

- Mr. Brandon Vandyke
Tualatin High School bands/orchestra director

"He was doin' everything with that plunger!"

- Kelsey
Trombone
Class of 2008

Definition of Eerie

Eerie- of or pertaing to one or more eers
example: "Van Goh was much less eerie in his laters days."

Definition of Irony

irony- made of or pertaining to iron
example: "that bridge is irony."

Woo-Hoo!! A new Blog

hello bloggers and Tualatin High School Band students (former and current) who have stumbled upon this blog either through the search engine of your choice or by word of mouth! this blog will chronicle the funny quotes that occur during the bands (jazz ensemble, wind ensemble, symphonic band, and concert band) at, you guessed it, Tualatin High. i may not be able to ensnare all quotes seeing as i am only in jazz ensemble and wind ensemble, but i will try and get mr. vandyke to fill me in on any other funny quotes.
enjoy!! :D




p.s.- many of these quotes include inuendos and/or band/music references or may be offensive to some viewers.